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how not to epic – part one

Last weekend was Van‘s first adventure. We drove out to Alpine country, to the Mt Howitt carpark. There were lots of nice hilly twisty dusty rocky roads for me to relearn my manual driving skills on – that’s right, Van is not an automatic.

Van enjoys the alpine climate

 
After arriving Thursday evening, we hiked out to MacAlister Springs on Friday morning. There we set up camp, and visited the Loo with a View, before packing for a day ‘walk’.

Loo with a View

 
Our plan was to descend down into Terrible Hollow, via Devil’s Staircase, then head up one of the spurs onto Crosscut Saw, and back to camp again. Anyone who’s read John Marsden’s Tomorrow when the war began books will recognise those as Hell, Satan’s Steps, and Tailor’s Stitch respectively. Anyway, we found it was a lot easier to get down into Terrible Hollow than they made out in the Tomorrow books – although we only went down near the Devil’s Staircase, not on them (a route I like to refer to as the piker’s variant).

Heading across the steep alpine meadow up to reach the Devil’s Staircase

 
As we reached the depths of Hell, it had been raining on us on and off, after rumbling thunder most of the morning. It was fairly foggy, and we fought our way through evil spiky ferns and stinging nettles, until finally the terrain cleared up as we got partway up the spur onto Crosscut Saw.

Eucalyptus in the depths of Hell

 

One kilometre of slogging up a steep spur later, we were on top of Crosscut Saw. Joy. Back to camp for dinner, we’d only covered 12km that day, but needed a good nights sleep before the epic the next day.

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look everyone!

It’s my new toy – I call him Van.

He’s still in need of some modifications… although I think I’ll leave the exterior as plain white, so I can sneak around pretending to be a courier, until I open up the back, and people will be wildly amazed by the treasures within.

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more on the crunchie vs violet crumble debate

Well, an update of the Great Crunchie versus Violet Crumble Referendum is due. Currently there is a close scoreline of 8 – 7, with Crunchies in a narrow lead.

Extra points to consider – the Violet Crumble is an Australian product, made in Sydney by Nestlé, whereas the Crunchie is a Cadbury product, also available in the UK, New Zealand and Canada. (Oh, and random facts – the slab of Crunchie honeycomb is cut up using a jet of oil – using water would make the honeycomb melt, using a knife would lead to shattering)

Vote here – the fate of the nation rests in your hands.

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ropable

Well, I’m feeling fairly ropable at the moment. The first weekend of peak bagging in how long? And I get left behind! I spend a weekend lying on a bed in stinking hot Melbourne, when I could be off bagging peaks in Alpine Victoria. Mt Buggery, Mt Speculation AND Mt Despair would have ALL BEEN MINE! But no. And this? This is just some sort of atrocity against moose-kind. You’re not fooling anyone you know.

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bye sair!

Australia Day was spent on the raft again, moored off Elwood Beach again. We sat in the sun and the wind, and watched the hoards on the beach, and the talented individuals on their jet boats, and then said goodbye to Sarah, who is off in America-land now, and soon to be in Vancouver, where she will be cold, and be able to buy lots of cheap gear.