‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a creature was stirring, not even that mouse I killed yesterday.
Which is good, because the last thing you want on Christmas is a hoard of zombie mice attacking you.
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are you a badger
(Knock at the door)
“Who is it?”
“Is this the place where there’s been a murder?”
“Yes, which murder are you inquiring about?”
“Which murder? How many have there been?
“One.”
“That’s the one.”
Finally, the important questions of the world answered – are YOU a badger? Find out here here. (Incidentally, if anyone has a badger they could test this on, that would be great.
Apologies if this all makes no sense, I’ve been trawling through documents, and running statistics on things that just aren’t worth the effort (but I have to demonstrate they’re not worth it), and my mind is currently curled up in a cupboard in my brain and is rocking backwards and forwards, humming to itself about mice.