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the battler’s prince

Koala’s are not nice cute cuddly animals. They are nasty vicious balls of muscle with sharp claws. They only look cute because they’re sitting up gum trees half asleep, because all they ever eat is gum leaves. They look far less cute when they’re fighting with other koalas over ownership of said gum tree (or possibly the female koala next door), and are screaming and screeching and ripping chunks of fur out of each other.

Wombats are slightly cuter – although they are also little more than balls of muscle with fur and sharp claws. They receive slightly less publicity however.

wombats

 placid wombat