It seemed reasonable, when I went to the Wikipedia page on hedgehogs, that it wanted to first show me the small spiny mammal version of a hedgehog. That seemed fair. However, I was shocked and appalled to discover that even the hedgehog disambiguation page doesn’t list the tasty Australian chocolate slice – the one true hedgehog – amongst the possibilities.
As a result of my outrage, I have been driven to join the Hedgehog Society. As a member, I plan to fight for the rights of this overlooked dessert, and draw attention to hedgehog abominations as I find them – for who hasn’t gone to purchase a hedgehog, and then found there to be far too much biscuit content? Or feeble thin layers of icing? Or terrible thick over-hardened ‘icing’? Or crumbly and tastless slice underneath? Somewhere out there, there must exist the one true hedgehog, perfect in dimension and ingredient proportions. I have begun my quest to find this hedgehog.
Remember, this is not a hedgehog:
This is:
