Fan Death. There are many unbelievers out there, but it’s true! The fanblades chop up air particles so the air is no longer breathable, which results in suffocation. Either that or they cause hypothermia. If you find a dead body in a room with a fan running, then you know what is responsible! Fan Death… the silent killer.
Now I must run and cower in fear for the Fans of Doom are upon us.
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“Chopping up molecules” eh? This reminds me of the time when the young Tazmanian scientist Albert Einstein split the beer atom.
I should really get around to watching that movie one day.