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more fun than a goat in a sock

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To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad
And beat me like a side of beef
I screamed, “Send me back to the hills of Europe!”
He just shook his head and said, “Nope!
No one will ever leave me again
To make sure, put on this 3-foot f**king rope.”

Present day, I’ve been on the truck for 51 years
My only friend is the AM radio
Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
But it’s always rocks and beer bottles they throw

The Goat Song – Adam Sandler

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