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moments of panic

Arghhh – this is all bad. I can’t do more than two pushups now; the lack of climbing is making my arm muscles melt away… I fought so hard to get arm muscles …. NOOOOOOO, the humanity!

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Yes, the lack of climbing… and the eating of yummy food. But fear not! I have the perfect solution. You should start freely and readily give people afterclimb massages. It helps maintaining your arm strength. Kneading climber muscles also promote healing of your finger injuries, like that ball of silly putty thingy Ness has. It’s all to help your injury, you know. In fact, you’re lucky that I’m not charging you fees for physical therapy.

Oh, you guys! So kind, so giving! How could I possibly repay you for offering up your sweaty back muscles for my physical therapy. Words cannot express how overwhelmed I’m feeling.

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