Lying on my bed trying to get some work done.
Window is open, wind blowing, new leaves on the trees outside.
Hear a scratching at my door.
Yell “Come in!”
… the door opens slightly, then a white rabbit hops through.
Rabbit hops into the room, then my flatmate’s head pokes round the door, at crouching level: “Get her, go on, get her like I taught you bunny”.
Rabbit hops around dis-interestedly, then goes to hop out of the room.
Me: “I think she needs a bit more training.”
Bunny gets poked back into the room with further encouragement… then turns around and hops back out again.
Flatmate: “Ahh, you suck bunny, I’ll have to retrain you.”
Bunny and flatmate withdraw, door closes again.
I go back to work.