those mobile phone conversations you overhear… on the bus

“Hello… howdy”
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“I’m driving a coach.”
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“I said I’m DRIVING a COACH.”
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“Yeah, that’s because I’m driving through the mountains.”
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“Yeah, how about I give you a call back in five minutes?”
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“I’ll give you a call back in ten minutes, ok?!”
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