So, initially I was planning to buy a worm farm so I could train my worms to help me take over the world. However, I feel that global domination has gotten kind of old in terms of life goals. Instead these worms are being trained for careers in merchant banking. It’s much more profitable and requires much less wear and tear on henchmen. A few are going to be dentists as well.
In return for the portions of vegetable matter and crushed egg shells I’m feeding them, and the tiny little worm suits I’ve been sewing, they will pay me dividends in the future (in real actual money).
Why else would I have a worm farm?