The first blade distracts the hair, while the second and third blades sneak up behind it, cutting off any escape routes. The fourth and fifth blades attempt to coax the hair from its hiding place using modern counselling techniques while the sixth blade, posing as a passing motorist, acts as a decoy, allowing the seventh and eighth blades to swoop down and quickly overpower the hair. The ninth blade, disguised as a postman, administers a small dose of chloroform, allowing blades 10 through 13 to remove the hair and escort it away for further questioning. The 14th blade informs the hair of its rights. The 15th blade handles the paperwork and the 16th blade, well, it’s just along for the ride.
A freddo frog to the first person who can tell me where that quote comes from :)
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it comes from The Late Show, 1993 season – and can i have a caramello koala please? not that i’ve got anything against freddos but koalas are just nicer, to eat that is.
You’re quite right (although I’m a little worried about your desire to eat koalas).
You know koalas are delicious, that’s probably why you are keen to give freddo frogs away.