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epic epic epic

I cycle away from the marina. As the bike path draws close to the river again, I notice a flash of light near the ground, then another – fireflies? I push my sunglasses down and coast along, watching the sides of the path – woohoo, fireflies! I dump my bike, and catch a couple, to stash in my backpack net pocket. Hey, this is easy. I cycle on a bit further, then get tempted by the fireflies and grab a few more, to keep the other ones company.

Home – next phase of my mission is to get quarters for the washing machine, so I can do laundry. I have no cash, so I decide the logical way to proceed is to go to CVS, seeing as it’s 50 metres from my house; buy something, get cash out, and ask for some quarters as part of my change. I wander up and down the aisles – gah, I don’t really need anything. Grab some hairties, queue, they are busy. Do I want to donate $1 to some random charity? Yeah, fine. What, I have to write my name on a star? Whatever, I just want some quarters. I have no money in my American bank account, so I go to use my Australian debit card. Does not go through. Damnit, try again. Does not go through. Fine, I’ll use the credit card. Goes through fine, but hang on, I’m getting my receipt, and walking out the door, there was no cash out option. Argh! Fine. Walk down to the ATM, withdraw $100 cash using Australian debit card. Where to get change? Well I could just grab a kids meal from Chipotle I guess. Oh, but instead of the sign about kids meals, there’s a sign telling me that Solstice is on Tuesday June 21st, and if I buy a burrito on that day, I can come back any time that week and get a free burrito. Distracted. Fine, I’ll grab some soft tacos, I should have dinner anyway.

I hand my money over to the manager man who always reminds me of Billy Joel. He has the manner, however, of a clown at a children’s birthday party. Every time he hands me my change and says “There you go”, I feel like I’m being handed a balloon animal. As I walk back to my apartment I remember the fireflies in my backpack – aha! I hope they’re still ok.

Dash home, grab laundry, throw it on by 9.30. Go back up to my apartment, look for my fireflies. Three remain. One wanders off as I’m getting them out of the backpack, and disappears into my apartment. I leave the others to hang out on my windowsill. They don’t seem to be doing much. I hope they’re ok. By the morning they’ve all disappeared. At least I got my laundry done.

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Ich bin Holzfäller und mir gehts gut

Oh, brilliant…

Mounties
Er ist Holzfäller und ihm gehts gut
Am Tag packt ihn die Arbeitswut

Chorus:
Ich fäll den Baum und spring herum
An Blümchen hab ich Spass
Ich trag gern Frauenfummel
Und häng herum in Bars

(Darren, I propose we learn the entire song in German, it’s sure to come in handy!)

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tremble, puny earthlings!

Melbourne – most liveable city in the world (or one of them, along with Vancouver and Vienna), according to the 2004 poll by the Economist Intelligence Unit. Melbourne’s been rating up there for a few years now.

DC – not the most liveable city in the world. I think it rates 57th. Which I can understand on the grounds of the weather alone – hot and sticky in Summer, but just a few months ago, there was snow, and I couldn’t go outside without wearing gloves. On top of that, I bought new deoderant last night, which turns out to be boy-smelling deodorant. I’m finding it very confusing.

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the mountaineering adventures of russell the moose

Russell the Moose scanned the terrain around him. Gorgeous weather at the moment, the sun was shining, and the blue sky was almost cloud free. But he was experienced in the ways of the mountain. He knew the storms could roll in at any moment – here was no place to rest. He continued plodding across the snow, keeping an eye out for hidden crevasses (this was of course, difficult, as they were hidden – he was doing his best). His glance wandered down to the modified crampons strapped to his hooves – they were holding up fairly well. As he settled back into a rhythym again, his mind wandered to what was for dinner tonight. Lobster. A glance over his left shoulder showed that the lobster was still in place, splashing about in a water filled saddle bag. It would make a delicious meal for a hungry alpine moose.

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Summersville Lake, WV

Gorgeous weekend spent at Summersville Lake, WV. I lay around on rocks by the water, sipping martinis, while the people made fools of themselves, hurling themselves into the water after miserable attempts to scale the cliff faces.

moose in summersville lake