Categories
russell

the mountaineering adventures of russell the moose

Russell the Moose scanned the terrain around him. Gorgeous weather at the moment, the sun was shining, and the blue sky was almost cloud free. But he was experienced in the ways of the mountain. He knew the storms could roll in at any moment – here was no place to rest. He continued plodding across the snow, keeping an eye out for hidden crevasses (this was of course, difficult, as they were hidden – he was doing his best). His glance wandered down to the modified crampons strapped to his hooves – they were holding up fairly well. As he settled back into a rhythym again, his mind wandered to what was for dinner tonight. Lobster. A glance over his left shoulder showed that the lobster was still in place, splashing about in a water filled saddle bag. It would make a delicious meal for a hungry alpine moose.

2 replies on “the mountaineering adventures of russell the moose”

Hah, the book won’t be out for a while yet. But I can talk to Russell and see what we can do for you in terms of a signed copy. He’s becoming a bit of a recluse these days, he’s having trouble coming to grips with his increasing fame.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.