“Hello… howdy”
\n…
\n“I’m driving a coach.”
\n…
\n“I said I’m DRIVING a COACH.”
\n…
\n“Yeah, that’s because I’m driving through the mountains.”
\n…
\n“Yeah, how about I give you a call back in five minutes?”
\n…
\n…
\n…
\n“I’ll give you a call back in ten minutes, ok?!”
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