{"id":491,"date":"2007-05-25T09:26:21","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T23:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=491"},"modified":"2008-12-07T17:45:15","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:45:15","slug":"happy-towel-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=491","title":{"rendered":"happy towel day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And ever so appropriately for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.towelday.kojv.net\/\">towel day<\/a>, we include the following quote from Douglas Adams:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Unsuprisingly, my thesis is not being handed in today.  Soon?  Perhaps.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And ever so appropriately for towel day, we include the following quote from Douglas Adams: I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. (Unsuprisingly, my thesis is not being handed in today. Soon? Perhaps.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[968,158,108,973],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-deadline","tag-phd","tag-thesis","tag-towel-day"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">deadline<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">phd<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">thesis<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">towel day<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">deadline<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">phd<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">thesis<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">towel day<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"2","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 19 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 25.5.2007","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 25.5.2007 9:26 am","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 5:45 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1554,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions\/1554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}