{"id":430,"date":"2006-07-26T15:36:25","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T05:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=430"},"modified":"2008-12-07T17:22:05","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:22:05","slug":"the-hedgehog-society","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=430","title":{"rendered":"the hedgehog society"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seemed reasonable, when I went to the Wikipedia page on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hedgehog\">hedgehogs<\/a>, that it wanted to first show me the small spiny mammal version of a hedgehog.  That seemed fair.  However, I was shocked and appalled to discover that even the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hedgehog_%28disambiguation%29\">hedgehog disambiguation page<\/a> doesn&#8217;t list the tasty Australian chocolate slice &#8211; the one true hedgehog &#8211; amongst the possibilities.<\/p>\n<p>As a result of my outrage, I have been driven to join the <a href=\"http:\/\/hedgehogsociety.pbwiki.com\/\">Hedgehog Society<\/a>.  As a member, I plan to fight for the rights of this overlooked dessert, and draw attention to hedgehog abominations as I find them &#8211; for who hasn&#8217;t gone to purchase a hedgehog, and then found there to be far too much biscuit content?  Or feeble thin layers of icing?  Or terrible thick over-hardened &#8216;icing&#8217;?  Or crumbly and tastless slice underneath?  Somewhere out there, there must exist the one true hedgehog, perfect in dimension and ingredient proportions.  I have begun my quest to find this hedgehog.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, this is not a hedgehog:<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 160px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img src =\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/84259215-Th.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/>\n<\/div>\n<p>This is:<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 160px; margin: auto; position: relative;\">\n<img src =\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/84259167-Th.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seemed reasonable, when I went to the Wikipedia page on hedgehogs, that it wanted to first show me the small spiny mammal version of a hedgehog. That seemed fair. However, I was shocked and appalled to discover that even the hedgehog disambiguation page doesn&#8217;t list the tasty Australian chocolate slice &#8211; the one true [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[894,893,224],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-australian","tag-dessert","tag-hedgehogs"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">australian<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">dessert<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">hedgehogs<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">australian<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">dessert<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">hedgehogs<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"5","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 26.7.2006","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 26.7.2006 3:36 pm","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 5:22 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1502,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions\/1502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}