{"id":420,"date":"2006-07-05T13:57:14","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T03:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=420"},"modified":"2008-12-07T17:17:22","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:17:22","slug":"snakes-without-planes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=420","title":{"rendered":"snakes without planes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The majestic flying snake &#8211; alarming, no?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/79592589-M.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>They currently keep themselves to tropical rainforests in South East and Southern Asia.  But given the fact they can fly, there&#8217;s really nothing keeping them from invading the rest of the world.  Apparently they are quite bitey, but not particularly venemous.  I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll have minions to help them subdue the population though.  As flying snakes they&#8217;re probably quite high in the snake hierarchy, and able to order around the lesser ground snakes.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/barista.media2.org\/\">Barista<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately I&#8217;m not adventuring much at the moment &#8211; a combination of thesis, recuperating injured finger tendon (so I can&#8217;t go climbing) and lack of snow means I&#8217;ve been spending weekends around Melbourne.  Riding my bike a lot, and doing things, but nothing wildly exciting.  Except contemplating forming my giant army of flying snakes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The majestic flying snake &#8211; alarming, no? They currently keep themselves to tropical rainforests in South East and Southern Asia. But given the fact they can fly, there&#8217;s really nothing keeping them from invading the rest of the world. Apparently they are quite bitey, but not particularly venemous. I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll have minions to help [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[881,882,603],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-flying-snake","tag-injuries","tag-random"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">flying snake<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">injuries<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">random<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">flying snake<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">injuries<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">random<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 5.7.2006","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 5.7.2006 1:57 pm","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 5:17 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1492,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions\/1492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}