{"id":412,"date":"2006-06-22T10:34:06","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T00:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=412"},"modified":"2008-12-07T17:14:42","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:14:42","slug":"krispi-kreme-is-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"krispy kreme is evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Skiing on man-made snow is just a little bit depressing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/76954066-L.jpg\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 510px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/76954066-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500px\"\/><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m sorry, but I just don&#8217;t like donuts.  What&#8217;s wrong with cake, or muffins, or cookies?  These are all tasty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Skiing on man-made snow is just a little bit depressing&#8230; Also, I&#8217;m sorry, but I just don&#8217;t like donuts. What&#8217;s wrong with cake, or muffins, or cookies? These are all tasty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,14],"tags":[873,756,96],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-snow","tag-donuts","tag-mount-buller","tag-telemarking"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=14\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">snow<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">snow<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=14\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">donuts<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=14\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">mount buller<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=14\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">telemarking<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">donuts<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">mount buller<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">telemarking<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"6","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 22.6.2006","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 22.6.2006 10:34 am","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 5:14 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1487,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions\/1487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}