{"id":409,"date":"2006-07-18T11:35:46","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T01:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=409"},"modified":"2008-12-07T17:20:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:20:01","slug":"reasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=409","title":{"rendered":"reasons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Reasons winter is good<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1) Porridge<br \/>\n2) Snow and frost making things pretty<br \/>\n3) Foggy days in Melbourne<br \/>\n4) Skiing<br \/>\n5) Getting warm by fires<br \/>\n6) Long nights<br \/>\n7) Blankets (snuggling in)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reasons winter is bad<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1) People cooking porridge in the microwave and letting it overflow then not cleaning up afterwards<br \/>\n2) Getting hypothermic in the snow<br \/>\n3) Having to have showers when you&#8217;re freezing cold<br \/>\n4) Cold nose, cold ears, cold hands, cold feet<br \/>\n5) Too cold to climb<br \/>\n6) Not enough sunlight<br \/>\n7) Having to wear several thousand layers<br \/>\n8) Rainy weekends<br \/>\n9) Continual lack of snow despite cold and rainy weather<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reasons winter is good 1) Porridge 2) Snow and frost making things pretty 3) Foggy days in Melbourne 4) Skiing 5) Getting warm by fires 6) Long nights 7) Blankets (snuggling in) Reasons winter is bad 1) People cooking porridge in the microwave and letting it overflow then not cleaning up afterwards 2) Getting hypothermic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[888,887,1542,292],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-blankets","tag-reasons","tag-snow","tag-winter"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">blankets<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">reasons<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">snow<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">winter<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">blankets<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">reasons<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">snow<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">winter<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 18.7.2006","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 18.7.2006 11:35 am","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 5:20 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1498,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions\/1498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}