{"id":403,"date":"2006-06-04T23:15:45","date_gmt":"2006-06-04T12:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=403"},"modified":"2008-12-07T17:10:42","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:10:42","slug":"nobody-expects-the-spanish-inquisition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in January I got hold of a cheap second-hand kayak, from a guy who made his own.  He liked to experiment and then move on to bigger and better things.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 230px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/73298120-S-1.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/div>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t particularly neatly made.  And the paint job was pretty &#8230; interesting.  It looked like it had been painted with the same paint that is used for metal-working machinery &#8211; that dimpled metallic stuff.  And it had been slapped on thick, with nice dribbles all over the place.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 410px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/73297332-S.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/div>\n<p>A quality paint job.  I&#8217;d decided a while ago to strip it back and re-finish it, and finally got around to starting sanding today.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 410px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/73296974-S.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/div>\n<p>But lo and behold, what&#8217;s this that I see?  I was expecting some average looking ugly plywood underneath.  But no.  My plywood was leopard-patterned.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 230px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/73297830-S-1.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/div>\n<p>So, a lot more sanding to go.  But my kayak is going to be a leopard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in January I got hold of a cheap second-hand kayak, from a guy who made his own. He liked to experiment and then move on to bigger and better things. It wasn&#8217;t particularly neatly made. And the paint job was pretty &#8230; interesting. 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