{"id":396,"date":"2006-05-24T22:41:11","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T11:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=396"},"modified":"2008-12-07T17:02:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T23:02:40","slug":"kittys-on-drugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"kitty&#8217;s on drugs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/71319528-S.jpg\"\/><br \/>\nI had a few capsules of glucose-amine sitting on the coffee table.  The kitty saw them, pounced on them and got a couple, which were taken off underneath the coffee table, where kitty proceeded to deftly open up the capsules, and lick at the powder within&#8230;  who trained it to do that?!  Darren, Vashti, I&#8217;m beginning to have serious doubts about your cat raising techniques.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a few capsules of glucose-amine sitting on the coffee table. The kitty saw them, pounced on them and got a couple, which were taken off underneath the coffee table, where kitty proceeded to deftly open up the capsules, and lick at the powder within&#8230; who trained it to do that?! Darren, Vashti, I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[754,849,824],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-cat","tag-drugs","tag-house-sitting"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">cat<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">drugs<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">house-sitting<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">cat<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">drugs<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">house-sitting<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"2","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 24.5.2006","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 24.5.2006 10:41 pm","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 5:02 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1478,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/1478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}