{"id":3903,"date":"2013-03-22T20:57:31","date_gmt":"2013-03-23T02:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=3903"},"modified":"2014-02-09T22:09:40","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T04:09:40","slug":"goat-creek-spoiler-there-were-no-goats-in-the-creek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=3903","title":{"rendered":"Goat Creek (Spoiler: There were no goats in the creek)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>There was movement at the bike shop, for the decision had been made<br \/>\nThat we would bike the Goat Creek trail today,<br \/>\nAnd all the way to old Banff town &#8212; and maybe back again,<br \/>\nso we needed one more snow bike for the ride.<br \/>\nAll the gear was gathered from the cupboards high and low<br \/>\nAnd piled in heaps upon the hallway floor,<br \/>\nFor we&#8217;d learned to love hard riding through the snow and mountain air,<br \/>\nAnd the toddler in his carriage cried for more.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.me\/wordpress\/wp-content\/images\/20130322-IMG_0245-L.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The bikes were fully loaded, so we set off up to Whiteman&#8217;s Gap,<br \/>\nThe old pass that takes forever just to reach;<br \/>\nBut from the top the views around could not be beat &#8212;<br \/>\nOn a day with such a blue and cloudless sky.<br \/>\nAs we reached the trailhead we switched the Chariot to skis,<br \/>\nThe better then to glide over the snow;<br \/>\nFor things were getting tougher as we pedalled down the trail,<br \/>\nCould be we&#8217;d bitten off more than we could chew. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.me\/wordpress\/wp-content\/images\/20130322-IMG_0251-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The snowy path we pedalled &#8212; staying out of skiers tracks<br \/>\nSo the going was as hard as it could be,<br \/>\nFor we rode on deep fresh snow, completely uncompressed<br \/>\nA straight line was hard to keep, and so we tired.<br \/>\nThen we halted for a moment, for a snack and sip of tea,<br \/>\nAnd for the wee young toddler to run about,<br \/>\nBefore long we returned sore rears to seats and then were off,<br \/>\nChurning through the snow with heavy legs.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.me\/wordpress\/wp-content\/images\/20130322-IMG_0260-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And down by Banff Springs Hotel, where the tourists flock about<br \/>\nThe mountains rise majestic up on high,<br \/>\nWhere the air is clear as crystal, and the white stars fairly blaze<br \/>\nAt midnight in the cold and frosty sky,<br \/>\nAnd where around the ski trails the pine trees sweep and sway<br \/>\nTo the breezes, and their icy beauty cannot be denied,<br \/>\nThe snow bikes are still looked at with amazement and dismay,<br \/>\nAnd the people tell the story of their ride.<\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.me\/wordpress\/wp-content\/images\/20130322-IMG_0265-L.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(My apologies to Banjo Paterson, I have no idea what possessed me.)<br \/>\n(Distance covered: 30km, Elevation gain: 750m, we didn&#8217;t bike back to Canmore as we ran out of time, and weren&#8217;t feeling <em>that<\/em> masochistic anyway)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was movement at the bike shop, for the decision had been made That we would bike the Goat Creek trail today, And all the way to old Banff town &#8212; and maybe back again, so we needed one more snow bike for the ride. 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