{"id":3821,"date":"2012-12-08T22:25:55","date_gmt":"2012-12-09T04:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=3821"},"modified":"2012-12-10T22:31:21","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T04:31:21","slug":"a-christmas-tree-now-safely-in-captivity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=3821","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas Tree, now safely in captivity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/Random-Adventures\/Canada-Winter-20122013\/i-Wb3kzHH\/0\/M\/20121208-IMG_9754-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><center><em>What, this one?<\/center><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/Random-Adventures\/Canada-Winter-20122013\/i-FzCwt3X\/0\/M\/20121208-IMG_9755-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><center><em>Alright then *furious sawing noises*<\/center><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/Random-Adventures\/Canada-Winter-20122013\/i-5ZRs4ms\/0\/L\/20121208-IMG_9757-L.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><center><em>Oooh, it&#8217;s coming, it&#8217;s coming&#8230;.<\/center><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/Random-Adventures\/Canada-Winter-20122013\/i-fJLZpLc\/0\/M\/20121208-IMG_9759-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><center><em>Alright, get it to the car.<\/center><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/Random-Adventures\/Canada-Winter-20122013\/i-FBs8DhC\/0\/M\/20121208-IMG_9760-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><center><em>Ok, now HUP!<\/center><\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/Random-Adventures\/Canada-Winter-20122013\/i-h5Ftsqp\/0\/M\/20121208-IMG_9768-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><center><em>Now tie the damn thing down tightly so it can&#8217;t escape.  It&#8217;s not quite dead yet.<\/center><\/em><\/p>\n<p>And so we did our bit to contribute to halting the spread of the deadly green menace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What, this one? Alright then *furious sawing noises* Oooh, it&#8217;s coming, it&#8217;s coming&#8230;. Alright, get it to the car. Ok, now HUP! Now tie the damn thing down tightly so it can&#8217;t escape. It&#8217;s not quite dead yet. And so we did our bit to contribute to halting the spread of the deadly green menace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[24,1],"tags":[742],"class_list":["post-3821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-canada","category-general","tag-christmas"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=24\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">christmas<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">christmas<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 13 years ago","modified":"Updated 13 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 8.12.2012","modified":"Updated on 10.12.2012"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 8.12.2012 10:25 pm","modified":"Updated on 10.12.2012 10:31 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3821"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3822,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3821\/revisions\/3822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}