{"id":356,"date":"2006-02-01T23:34:35","date_gmt":"2006-02-01T12:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=356"},"modified":"2008-12-07T16:29:48","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T22:29:48","slug":"look-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"look everyone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my new toy &#8211; I call him Van.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 410px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/54849669-S.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/div>\n<p>He&#8217;s still in need of some modifications&#8230; although I think I&#8217;ll leave the exterior as plain white, so I can sneak around pretending to be a courier, until I open up the back, and people will be wildly amazed by the treasures within.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my new toy &#8211; I call him Van. He&#8217;s still in need of some modifications&#8230; although I think I&#8217;ll leave the exterior as plain white, so I can sneak around pretending to be a courier, until I open up the back, and people will be wildly amazed by the treasures within.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[770],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-van"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">van<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">van<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"7","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 1.2.2006","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 1.2.2006 11:34 pm","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 4:29 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1437,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/1437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}