{"id":3524,"date":"2011-12-10T11:34:06","date_gmt":"2011-12-10T17:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=3524"},"modified":"2011-12-29T11:37:27","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T17:37:27","slug":"the-king-bed-conundrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=3524","title":{"rendered":"The King Bed conundrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For two relatively small people, and a still relatively small miniature person, you would think that a king bed combined with a cot\/crib would allow for plenty of sleeping space.  Heaps.  <\/p>\n<p>Here is the sleeping set-up we&#8217;ve been using, and how it would work in an ideal world:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/i-TNMtf4m\/0\/M\/i-TNMtf4m-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>King bed, then cot\/crib with one side removed, pushed up against the bed.  Lots of room for everyone.  However, in reality I&#8217;ve found it tends to work a little more like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/i-ccHKpCz\/0\/M\/i-ccHKpCz-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to convey in stick figures, but often my arms end up crossed over my body as there isn&#8217;t any space for them beside me.  I could lie on my side, but then face getting trapped there, as my available space seems to only ever shrink.<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s always the times I come to bed late.  Faced with a small lower portion of bed available to me, I curl up as best I can:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/i-Zpb8Jsd\/0\/M\/i-Zpb8Jsd-M.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps what we need is TWO king-sized beds&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For two relatively small people, and a still relatively small miniature person, you would think that a king bed combined with a cot\/crib would allow for plenty of sleeping space. Heaps. Here is the sleeping set-up we&#8217;ve been using, and how it would work in an ideal world: King bed, then cot\/crib with one side [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"3","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 14 years ago","modified":"Updated 14 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 10.12.2011","modified":"Updated on 29.12.2011"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 10.12.2011 11:34 am","modified":"Updated on 29.12.2011 11:37 am"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3524"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3528,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3524\/revisions\/3528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}