{"id":352,"date":"2006-01-23T12:13:45","date_gmt":"2006-01-23T01:13:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=352"},"modified":"2008-12-07T16:16:21","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T22:16:21","slug":"im-not-a-complete-twit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m not a complete twit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On reconsidering the forecast on Friday night (and taking into account my sniffing nose), I came to the conclusion that the Grampians wasn&#8217;t the best place to be on the weekend &#8211; with a forecast of high winds, high temperatures, and lightning strikes, I decide I would spend my weekend somewhere that wasn&#8217;t a stinking hot bushfire breeding ground.<\/p>\n<p>A wise move, with over 100,000 hectares now burnt in the Grampians area (no need to get started on the huge amounts of the rest of the state that are on fire), the campgrounds evacuated, roads into the national park closed, and Halls Gap and other towns under threat, as well as sections of the Western Highway being closed due to heavy smoke and poor visibility.<\/p>\n<p>So instead I had a sedentary weekend, lazing around in houses with no air-conditioning, and seeking out water whenever I could, as the &#8216;mercury&#8217; (as the newspapers insist on referring to it) reached over 40oC.  On Sunday, we took to the sea at Elwood Beach, paddling our trusty craft a few hundred metres from shore and mooring ourselves at a buoy.  We sat back, enjoyed our esky full of cool beverages, swam around, and enjoyed the view as the wind grew stronger, and the clouds grew darker.  We were finally safe from the bushfires.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 410px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/53503749-S-1.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On reconsidering the forecast on Friday night (and taking into account my sniffing nose), I came to the conclusion that the Grampians wasn&#8217;t the best place to be on the weekend &#8211; with a forecast of high winds, high temperatures, and lightning strikes, I decide I would spend my weekend somewhere that wasn&#8217;t a stinking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[764,765,41,766,767],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-bushfire","tag-elwood-beech","tag-grampians","tag-ocean","tag-raft"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bushfire<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">elwood beech<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">grampians<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">ocean<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">raft<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bushfire<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">elwood beech<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">grampians<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">ocean<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">raft<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"3","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 23.1.2006","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 23.1.2006 12:13 pm","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 4:16 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1434,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions\/1434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}