Ummmm… for those of you who haven’t heard of Damir Dokic, he’s the vaguely crazed father of a girl who once played tennis for Australia, and has recently returned to play for Australia after having her father drag her around and play for a selection of Eastern European countries instead. Now he is accusing Croatia and the Vatican of brainwashing his daughter, threatening to drop a nuclear bomb on Australia, and maybe kidnap his daughter (although he’s apparently decided against killing an Australian in retaliation).<\/p>\n
Damir said it was Australia, rather than him, that was mentally suspect.<\/p>\n
“Australia is a spoiled nation,” Damir said.<\/p>\n
“They can expect my revenge.<\/p>\n
“I’m not crazy when I say this, they are the crazy ones who give you hot sausages before the match when it’s 40 degrees celsius outside.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Yeah. Who eats sausages in Summer? Crazy country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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