Once there was a duck named Duck Duck, not William Duck or John Duck but just plain Duck Duck. One day when Duck Duck was going for a walk he found a mirror. It was broken but Duck Duck didn’t no<\/strike> know. Duck Duck looked in the mirror there was a hen behind the mirror Duck Duck thought the hen was him. Duck Duck ran crying to his mother and said I’m a Hen mummy I’m a Hen. Duck Duck’s mother comphorted<\/strike> comforted him and said there there Duck Duck. Duck Duck was glad when his mother went over and showed him it was broken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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