Once there was a poor family. They only had one boy. One day the boy set out to seek his fortune. He got a job as a porter at Brisbane stai<\/strike>tion. He worked for one whole year. Until one day when he was getting off a train he axedentally<\/strike> accidentally tripped and fell on to the railway line. The train suddenly came and ran over him. The station master called an ambluance<\/strike> ambulance who took the body to the grave office master. A ceremoany<\/strike> ceremony was given. The boys mum came to it. A few days later a suit case arrived with only a hat. His mum was never so sad.<\/p>\n
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So, I’m off sea kayaking\/bouldering for the weekend… extended weekend. So I will be posting even less than the nothing that I’ve been posting at the moment. Or something like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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