I regret that I didn’t look at the weather before I left home to cycle to work this morning.<\/p>\n
I regret that I didn’t bring spare pants to work with me.<\/p>\n
I lament the fact that I will be sitting in wet pants all day today.<\/p>\n
(Oh, and I also regret that my horse in the Melbourne Cup came fourth in a photo finish, swine horse)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I regret that I didn’t look at the weather before I left home to cycle to work this morning. I regret that I didn’t bring spare pants to work with me. I lament the fact that I will be sitting in wet pants all day today. (Oh, and I also regret that my horse in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1547,453,709,360,710],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-bikes","tag-cycling","tag-melbourne-cup","tag-rain","tag-wet-pants"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["bikes<\/a>","cycling<\/a>","melbourne cup<\/a>","rain<\/a>","wet pants<\/a>"],"unlinked":["bikes<\/span>","cycling<\/span>","melbourne cup<\/span>","rain<\/span>","wet pants<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"1","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 20 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 3.11.2005","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 3.11.2005 8:17 am","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 3:54 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1399,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions\/1399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}