{"id":249,"date":"2005-07-20T20:45:35","date_gmt":"2005-07-21T00:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=249"},"modified":"2008-12-07T15:15:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T21:15:51","slug":"ten-pin-bowling-potential","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=249","title":{"rendered":"ten pin bowling potential"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.compfused.com\/directlink\/765\/\">Fainting goats<\/a> have developed the most stupid evolutionary trait imaginable.  This is the sort of animal that creationists will point to to demonstrate that Darwinism is a load of cobblers. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, what&#8217;s that?  A lion?  I think I&#8217;ll have a lie down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The video under the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.compfused.com\/directlink\/765\/\">link<\/a> explains it all, but basically, due to a genetic condition (myotonia congenita) the goats legs stiffen when they&#8217;re suprised or over-excited.  Often leading to them falling over.  Apparently shepherds used to include them in herds with their sheep as wolf fodder.  Now they&#8217;re being bred for novelty value. Poor goats. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fainting goats have developed the most stupid evolutionary trait imaginable. This is the sort of animal that creationists will point to to demonstrate that Darwinism is a load of cobblers. &#8220;Oh, what&#8217;s that? A lion? I think I&#8217;ll have a lie down.&#8221; The video under the link explains it all, but basically, due to a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[614,613,253,615,603],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-darwinism","tag-fainting-goats","tag-goat","tag-motonia-congenita","tag-random"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">darwinism<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">fainting goats<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">goat<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">motonia congenita<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">random<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">darwinism<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">fainting goats<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">goat<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">motonia congenita<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">random<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"4","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 20.7.2005","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 20.7.2005 8:45 pm","modified":"Updated on 7.12.2008 3:15 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1346,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions\/1346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}