{"id":2487,"date":"2010-10-18T10:10:24","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T17:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2010-10-18T10:10:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T17:10:24","slug":"worm-farms-and-global-domination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=2487","title":{"rendered":"Worm farms and global domination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, initially I was planning to buy a worm farm so I could train my worms to help me take over the world.  However, I feel that global domination has gotten kind of old in terms of life goals.  Instead these worms are being trained for careers in merchant banking.  It&#8217;s much more profitable and requires much less wear and tear on henchmen.  A few are going to be dentists as well.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width:410px;position:relative;margin:auto;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/1053296500_xsojA-S.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p><center><em>Here be worms (actual worm farm).<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In return for the portions of vegetable matter and crushed egg shells I&#8217;m feeding them, and the tiny little worm suits I&#8217;ve been sewing, they will pay me dividends in the future (in real actual money).  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width:410px;position:relative;margin:auto;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/1053296378_XgAgb-S.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p><center><em>Rampaging hoards of belligerent worms, largely working below the surface &#8211; worms wearing suits not pictured.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Why else would I have a worm farm?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, initially I was planning to buy a worm farm so I could train my worms to help me take over the world. However, I feel that global domination has gotten kind of old in terms of life goals. Instead these worms are being trained for careers in merchant banking. It&#8217;s much more profitable and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 16 years ago","modified":"Updated 16 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 18.10.2010","modified":"Updated on 18.10.2010"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 18.10.2010 10:10 am","modified":"Updated on 18.10.2010 10:10 am"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2491,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions\/2491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}