{"id":247,"date":"2005-07-18T12:28:05","date_gmt":"2005-07-18T16:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=247"},"modified":"2008-12-07T15:15:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T21:15:01","slug":"an-exciting-glimpse-into-the-world-of-chartered-accountancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"an exciting glimpse into the world of chartered accountancy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the other Australians in the climbing group was farewelled in style, as I discovered that climbing fibreglass poles barefoot can lead to friction burns.  Two days later I discovered that climbing offwidth cracks in an indoor gym leads to removal of skin (I suspect this rule applies to outdoor offwidth cracks as well, although I may have to test this theory in person).  These incidents have combined to lead to painful stinging shower experiences.  <\/p>\n<p><em>For the non-climbers<\/em>: an offwidth crack is one too wide to wedge hands inside and too narrow to wedge one&#8217;s body inside &#8211; the style required to climb such a thing is best described as &#8216;interesting&#8217;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 181px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/28845737-S-1.jpg\" alt=\"poleocean\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Meanwhile, newsflash, I have a new way to entertain myself as work &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/home.cwru.edu\/~jnt5\/Planarity\/\">planarity<\/a>.  I just finished level 11.  It&#8217;s not very exciting.  Nothing gets blown up.  And I might even concede that it&#8217;s just a little bit geeky.  Yet strangely addictive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the other Australians in the climbing group was farewelled in style, as I discovered that climbing fibreglass poles barefoot can lead to friction burns. 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