{"id":234,"date":"2005-06-20T11:09:53","date_gmt":"2005-06-20T15:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=234"},"modified":"2008-12-03T22:04:13","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T04:04:13","slug":"office-bouldering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"office bouldering"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting innocently in my cubicle at work when I heard a phone ring out.  It occurred to me that it had gone very quiet&#8230; of course &#8211; an all-hands meeting, everyone was shut up in the seminar room.  The perfect opportunity to do the bouldering traverse of my cubicle!  Hand over hand and heelhooking barefoot, I was around in no time.  The hardest part is the last couple of metres on the left, where the filing cabinets underneath make progress difficult.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;ll have to wait for the next all-hands meeting for the photo though, I forgot my camera today.  (Oh, and some rustling noises nearby means that someone heard me, but noone walked past and saw me, so that&#8217;s what counts surely)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sitting innocently in my cubicle at work when I heard a phone ring out. It occurred to me that it had gone very quiet&#8230; of course &#8211; an all-hands meeting, everyone was shut up in the seminar room. The perfect opportunity to do the bouldering traverse of my cubicle! Hand over hand and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[572],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-office-bouldering"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">office bouldering<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">office bouldering<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 20.6.2005","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 20.6.2005 11:09 am","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008 10:04 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1320,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/1320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}