{"id":233,"date":"2005-06-17T10:42:11","date_gmt":"2005-06-17T14:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=233"},"modified":"2008-12-03T22:03:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T04:03:51","slug":"epic-epic-epic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"epic epic epic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cycle away from the marina.  As the bike path draws close to the river again, I notice a flash of light near the ground, then another &#8211; fireflies?  I push my sunglasses down and coast along, watching the sides of the path &#8211; woohoo, fireflies!  I dump my bike, and catch a couple, to stash in my backpack net pocket.  Hey, this is easy.  I cycle on a bit further, then get tempted by the fireflies and grab a few more, to keep the other ones company.<\/p>\n<p>Home &#8211; next phase of my mission is to get quarters for the washing machine, so I can do laundry.  I have no cash, so  I decide the logical way to proceed is to go to CVS, seeing as it&#8217;s 50 metres from my house; buy something, get cash out, and ask for some quarters as part of my change.  I wander up and down the aisles &#8211; gah, I don&#8217;t really need anything.  Grab some hairties, queue, they are busy.  Do I want to donate $1 to some random charity?  Yeah, fine.  What, I have to write my name on a star?  Whatever, I just want some quarters.  I have no money in my American bank account, so I go to use my Australian debit card.  Does not go through.  Damnit, try again.  Does not go through.  Fine, I&#8217;ll use the credit card.  Goes through fine, but hang on, I&#8217;m getting my receipt, and walking out the door, there was no cash out option.  Argh!  Fine.  Walk down to the ATM, withdraw $100 cash using Australian debit card.  Where to get change?  Well I could just grab a kids meal from Chipotle I guess.  Oh, but instead of the sign about kids meals, there&#8217;s a sign telling me that Solstice is on Tuesday June 21st, and if I buy a burrito on that day, I can come back any time that week and get a free burrito.  Distracted.  Fine, I&#8217;ll grab some soft tacos, I should have dinner anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I hand my money over to the manager man who always reminds me of Billy Joel.  He has the manner, however, of a clown at a children&#8217;s birthday party.  Every time he hands me my change and says &#8220;There you go&#8221;, I feel like I&#8217;m being handed a balloon animal.  As I walk back to my apartment I remember the fireflies in my backpack &#8211; aha!  I hope they&#8217;re still ok.<\/p>\n<p>Dash home, grab laundry, throw it on by 9.30.  Go back up to my apartment, look for my fireflies.  Three remain.  One wanders off as I&#8217;m getting them out of the backpack, and disappears into my apartment.  I leave the others to hang out on my windowsill.  They don&#8217;t seem to be doing much.  I hope they&#8217;re ok.  By the morning they&#8217;ve all disappeared.  At least I got my laundry done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cycle away from the marina. As the bike path draws close to the river again, I notice a flash of light near the ground, then another &#8211; fireflies? I push my sunglasses down and coast along, watching the sides of the path &#8211; woohoo, fireflies! 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