{"id":2298,"date":"2010-07-15T11:35:45","date_gmt":"2010-07-15T18:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=2298"},"modified":"2010-07-27T19:41:59","modified_gmt":"2010-07-28T02:41:59","slug":"nestle-really-are-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=2298","title":{"rendered":"Nestl\u00c3\u00a9 really are evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got all excited when a parcel notification turned up in my mailbox.  So I hurried myself over to the post office, and was handed a nice heavy exciting looking parcel.  I had no idea what it could be though!  Keys to the ready, I ripped it open, and was faced with a Nestl\u00c3\u00a9 backpack filled with a huge tin of baby formula, and a <em>Baby&#8217;s First Formula Feeding Kit<\/em> and a fancy booklet telling me all about how awesome their formula was (although of course not as good as breastmilk, it was still super super awesome, and filled with many vitamins and nutrients, and I should take it to hospital with me).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width:410px;position:relative;margin:auto;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/950045431_XobHx-S.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After some sleuthing, I realised they probably got my address after I gave it to the people at the store where I bought some maternity-wear.  Which teaches me for giving my address to people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got all excited when a parcel notification turned up in my mailbox. So I hurried myself over to the post office, and was handed a nice heavy exciting looking parcel. I had no idea what it could be though! Keys to the ready, I ripped it open, and was faced with a Nestl\u00c3\u00a9 backpack [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[24,1,1270],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-canada","category-general","category-moosling"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=24\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1270\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">moosling<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">moosling<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"2","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 16 years ago","modified":"Updated 16 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 15.7.2010","modified":"Updated on 27.7.2010"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 15.7.2010 11:35 am","modified":"Updated on 27.7.2010 7:41 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2298"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2302,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2298\/revisions\/2302"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}