{"id":219,"date":"2005-05-23T15:32:26","date_gmt":"2005-05-23T19:32:26","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=219"},"modified":"2008-12-03T21:42:12","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T03:42:12","slug":"its-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=219","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a functioning laptop again, hooray!  Despite the UPS man&#8217;s best attempts to escape with it, I saw him out of my window, and chased him down the street, barefoot.<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 235px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/22864119-S-1.jpg\" alt=\"shiny new laptop\"\/><\/div>\n<p>(Oh, and I didn&#8217;t throw my old one out the window, despite earlier threats.  It is, however, sitting in the corner in disgrace.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a functioning laptop again, hooray! Despite the UPS man&#8217;s best attempts to escape with it, I saw him out of my window, and chased him down the street, barefoot. (Oh, and I didn&#8217;t throw my old one out the window, despite earlier threats. It is, however, sitting in the corner in disgrace.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[541,542,506,256],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-laptop","tag-new-laptop","tag-ups","tag-usa"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">laptop<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">new laptop<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">ups<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">usa<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">laptop<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">new laptop<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">ups<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">usa<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"4","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 23.5.2005","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 23.5.2005 3:32 pm","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008 9:42 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1307,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions\/1307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}