{"id":206,"date":"2005-05-05T11:33:31","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T15:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=206"},"modified":"2008-12-03T21:35:04","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T03:35:04","slug":"are-you-a-badger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"are you a badger"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n(Knock at the door)
\n“Who is it?”
\n“Is this the place where there’s been a murder?”
\n“Yes, which murder are you inquiring about?”
\n“Which murder? How many have there been?
\n“One.”
\n“That’s the one.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Finally, the important questions of the world answered – are YOU a badger? Find out here here<\/a>. (Incidentally, if anyone has a badger they could test this on, that would be great.<\/p>\n

\"yellow<\/div>\n

Apologies if this all makes no sense, I’ve been trawling through documents, and running statistics on things that just aren’t worth the effort (but I have to demonstrate they’re not worth it), and my mind is currently curled up in a cupboard in my brain and is rocking backwards and forwards, humming to itself about mice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Knock at the door) “Who is it?” “Is this the place where there’s been a murder?” “Yes, which murder are you inquiring about?” “Which murder? How many have there been? “One.” “That’s the one.” Finally, the important questions of the world answered – are YOU a badger? Find out here here. (Incidentally, if anyone has […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[515,516,514,158,108,211],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-badger","tag-mice","tag-murder","tag-phd","tag-thesis","tag-yellow-peril"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["badger<\/a>","mice<\/a>","murder<\/a>","phd<\/a>","thesis<\/a>","yellow peril<\/a>"],"unlinked":["badger<\/span>","mice<\/span>","murder<\/span>","phd<\/span>","thesis<\/span>","yellow peril<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"5","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 5.5.2005","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 5.5.2005 11:33 am","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008 9:35 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1296,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/1296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}