{"id":196,"date":"2005-04-22T07:15:52","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T12:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=196"},"modified":"2008-12-03T21:05:59","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T03:05:59","slug":"a-new-trend-perhaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"A new trend, perhaps?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Down the main street of Old Town Alexandria,  there are two wig shops.  Yes, that&#8217;s right, two.  Apparently the residents of Old Town are particularly prone to hair loss.  Maybe it&#8217;s the water.  But whenever I walk down the street, I glance in at the wig shops.  And every time, my eye is caught by this particulary dummy:<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width: 310px; margin: auto; position: relative;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/429919849_gbPbJ-M.jpg\" alt=\"alarming moustached woman\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Is it just me, or is this a woman wearing a moustache?  She cuts a very dashing figure, to be sure, but she also scares me.  (And on a side note, her moustache is just a bit too long isn&#8217;t it? Eating or drinking would be fairly unfeasible)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Down the main street of Old Town Alexandria, there are two wig shops. Yes, that&#8217;s right, two. Apparently the residents of Old Town are particularly prone to hair loss. Maybe it&#8217;s the water. But whenever I walk down the street, I glance in at the wig shops. And every time, my eye is caught by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[482,481,256,480],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-moustache","tag-old-town-alexandria","tag-usa","tag-wig-shop"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">moustache<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">old town alexandria<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">usa<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">wig shop<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">moustache<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">old town alexandria<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">usa<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">wig shop<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"2","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 22.4.2005","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 22.4.2005 7:15 am","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008 9:05 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1279,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions\/1279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}