{"id":195,"date":"2005-04-21T08:49:06","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T13:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=195"},"modified":"2008-12-03T21:02:24","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T03:02:24","slug":"all-this-talk-of-popes-and-cardinals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"all this talk of popes and cardinals&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/429918292_MQUdV-S.jpg\" alt=\"Spanish Inquisition\" align=\"right\" width=\"200px\" border=\"5px\"\/> <em>[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals,  Cardinal Biggles and Cardinal Fang]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ximinez:<\/strong> NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise&#8230;surprise and fear&#8230;fear and surprise&#8230;. Our two weapons are fear and surprise&#8230;and ruthless efficiency&#8230;. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency&#8230;and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope&#8230;. Our *four*&#8230;no&#8230; *Amongst* our weapons&#8230;. Amongst our weaponry&#8230;are such elements as fear, surprise&#8230;. I&#8217;ll come in again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain enters, flanked by two junior cardinals, Cardinal Biggles and Cardinal Fang] Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise&#8230;surprise and fear&#8230;fear and surprise&#8230;. Our two weapons are fear and surprise&#8230;and ruthless efficiency&#8230;. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency&#8230;and an almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[479,478],"class_list":["post-195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-cardinal-ximinez","tag-spanish-inquisition"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">cardinal ximinez<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">spanish inquisition<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">cardinal ximinez<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">spanish inquisition<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"1","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 21.4.2005","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 21.4.2005 8:49 am","modified":"Updated on 3.12.2008 9:02 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=195"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1277,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/195\/revisions\/1277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}