{"id":184,"date":"2005-04-06T07:39:31","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T12:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=184"},"modified":"2008-11-30T22:28:31","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T04:28:31","slug":"you-cant-get-the-wood-you-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=184","title":{"rendered":"you can&#8217;t get the wood, you know"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the advantages of driving on the right-hand side of the road&#8230;  I am left-footed.  When I go cycling in traffic in Australia, I have to grovel about standing in the gutter, with my right foot resting on the road.  Meanwhile everyone else stands proudly tall, their left foot on the kerb.  However, when I get to cycling on American roads, finally I have my day, and can stand on the kerb with pride (I was excited when I discovered this).  <\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;ve torn my A2 pulley (sounds rather impressive and doctor-waffley doesn&#8217;t it?  It&#8217;s the tendon in my left ring finger).  Luckily it&#8217;s only a partial tear.  This is what I get from climbing in the gym.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Are you a millionaire?<br \/>\nNo, I&#8217;m seven and six short.<br \/>\nBlast. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the advantages of driving on the right-hand side of the road&#8230; I am left-footed. When I go cycling in traffic in Australia, I have to grovel about standing in the gutter, with my right foot resting on the road. Meanwhile everyone else stands proudly tall, their left foot on the kerb. However, when I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1547,341,453,455,454,256],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-bikes","tag-culture-shock","tag-cycling","tag-injury","tag-torn-pulley","tag-usa"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bikes<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">culture shock<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">cycling<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">injury<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">torn pulley<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">usa<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bikes<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">culture shock<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">cycling<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">injury<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">torn pulley<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">usa<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 6.4.2005","modified":"Updated on 30.11.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 6.4.2005 7:39 am","modified":"Updated on 30.11.2008 10:28 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1259,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions\/1259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}