{"id":1804,"date":"2008-12-23T20:43:43","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T03:43:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=1804"},"modified":"2008-12-23T21:26:19","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T04:26:19","slug":"vaguely-christmassy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=1804","title":{"rendered":"vaguely christmassy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Suffering from the standard hemisphere-displacement complaint of &#8220;It just doesn&#8217;t feel like Christmas if it&#8217;s not stinking hot\/minus 20oC\/snowy\/dusty\/filled with venomous snakes&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width:295px;position:relative;margin:auto;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/440226477_ZRDGB-M.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We do have a Christmas tree though.  Well, Christmas cactus.  At least it&#8217;s trying.  I don&#8217;t think it would take many baubles without complete cactus-failure occurring though.<\/p>\n<p>Out on the streets it&#8217;s a different matter, with shiny lights and snow-covered Christmas trees everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"dropshadow\" style=\"width:334px;position:relative;margin:auto;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/436804131_C2fVx-M.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(PS. Imperial leather is an odd name for soap)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suffering from the standard hemisphere-displacement complaint of &#8220;It just doesn&#8217;t feel like Christmas if it&#8217;s not stinking hot\/minus 20oC\/snowy\/dusty\/filled with venomous snakes&#8221;. &nbsp; &nbsp; We do have a Christmas tree though. Well, Christmas cactus. At least it&#8217;s trying. I don&#8217;t think it would take many baubles without complete cactus-failure occurring though. Out on the streets [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[1545,742,1254],"class_list":["post-1804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-canada","tag-canada","tag-christmas","tag-hemisphere-displacement"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=24\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=24\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=24\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">christmas<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=24\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">hemisphere displacement<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">christmas<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">hemisphere displacement<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"3","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 17 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 23.12.2008","modified":"Updated on 23.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 23.12.2008 8:43 pm","modified":"Updated on 23.12.2008 9:26 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1804"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1812,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1804\/revisions\/1812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}