Lying on my bed trying to get some work done.<\/p>\n
Window is open, wind blowing, new leaves on the trees outside.<\/p>\n
Hear a scratching at my door.<\/p>\n
Yell “Come in!”<\/p>\n
… the door opens slightly, then a white rabbit hops through.<\/p>\n
Rabbit hops into the room, then my flatmate’s head pokes round the door, at crouching level: “Get her, go on, get her like I taught you bunny”.<\/p>\n
Rabbit hops around dis-interestedly, then goes to hop out of the room.<\/p>\n
Me: “I think she needs a bit more training.”<\/p>\n
Bunny gets poked back into the room with further encouragement… then turns around and hops back out again.<\/p>\n
Flatmate: “Ahh, you suck bunny, I’ll have to retrain you.”<\/p>\n
Bunny and flatmate withdraw, door closes again.<\/p>\n
I go back to work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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