{"id":164,"date":"2005-03-14T12:41:50","date_gmt":"2005-03-14T17:41:50","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=164"},"modified":"2008-11-30T21:54:35","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T03:54:35","slug":"social-security-shenanigans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=164","title":{"rendered":"social security shenanigans"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me<\/b>
\n(Walks into Social Security Administration Office, takes a number, fills out an application form, and sits and waits….) <\/em><\/p>\n

Man<\/b>
\nNumber 46<\/p>\n

Me<\/b>
\n(Walks to Man’s desk, hands over completed form and other information, waits.) <\/em><\/p>\n

Man<\/b>
\n(Lots of typing.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Man<\/b>
\nOk, that’s all done now, we just have to wait for these documents to be verified, so it will take about 2 months for you to get your social security number.<\/p>\n

Me<\/b>
\n…..<\/p>\n

Man<\/b>
\nWell, we’ll fax off the documents right away, so it might be a bit sooner, but probably around six to eight weeks.<\/p>\n

Me<\/b>
\n…..<\/p>\n

(So I should have a social security number by the time I leave. Excellent.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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