{"id":127,"date":"2005-01-26T01:20:33","date_gmt":"2005-01-25T14:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=127"},"modified":"2008-12-09T20:30:21","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T02:30:21","slug":"austraya-austraya-austraya-austraya-we-love-you-amen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"Austraya, Austraya, Austraya, Austraya, we love you amen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/evilmoose.smugmug.com\/photos\/433775154_Pq9cQ-M.jpg\" alt=\"wattle\" title=\"This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.\" align=\"left\"\/><\/p>\n<p>G&#8217;day, Bruce!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Hello Bruce!<\/p>\n<p>How are you Bruce?<\/p>\n<p>A bit crook, Bruce.<\/p>\n<p>Where&#8217;s Bruce?<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s not &#8216;ere, Bruce.<\/p>\n<p>Blimey, it&#8217;s hot in here, Bruce.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Is your name not Bruce?<\/p>\n<p>No, it&#8217;s Michael.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s going to cause a little confusion.<\/p>\n<p>Mind if we call you &#8220;Bruce&#8221; to keep it clear?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>G&#8217;day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce? A bit crook, Bruce. Where&#8217;s Bruce? He&#8217;s not &#8216;ere, Bruce. Blimey, it&#8217;s hot in here, Bruce. &#8230;&#8230;. Is your name not Bruce? No, it&#8217;s Michael. That&#8217;s going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you &#8220;Bruce&#8221; to keep it clear?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[153,486,964,1157],"class_list":["post-127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-australia","tag-australia-day","tag-bruce","tag-wattle"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">australia<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">australia day<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bruce<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">wattle<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">australia<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">australia day<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bruce<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">wattle<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"0","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 21 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 26.1.2005","modified":"Updated on 9.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 26.1.2005 1:20 am","modified":"Updated on 9.12.2008 8:30 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1655,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions\/1655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}