{"id":1044,"date":"2008-09-21T21:03:16","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T03:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/evilmoose.shafted.com.au\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2008-12-09T20:55:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T02:55:47","slug":"the-depth-of-my-love-for-air-canada-knows-no-bounds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?p=1044","title":{"rendered":"the depth of my love for air canada knows no bounds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;VE HAD IT WITH YOUR ATTEMPTS TO GET THESE MOTHER F**KING BIKES ON THIS MOTHER F**CKING PLANE (without paying the relevant fees which we are levying even though you thought that because you&#8217;d bought your tickets from Air New Zealand you would only have to follow <em>their<\/em> baggage rules)&#8221; the Calgary Air Canada employee yelled at us, hurling a stapler at Alex&#8217;s head.  <\/p>\n<p>He went on to threaten us with overweight fees of $100 per bag for our two bags which were underweight by 500grams, and overweight by 800grams respectively.  This was right after we&#8217;d killed his puppy, and stolen his favourite lampshade.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully we managed to make it into the departure lounge section of the airport, after running a gauntlet past other Air Canada employees, who all hurled either abuse, excrement, or particularly vicious glares of disdain at us.<\/p>\n<p>It was almost enough to make us wish we&#8217;d gone to Vancouver with Greyhound &#8211; even with the evident risks of beheading and spontaneous bus combustion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;VE HAD IT WITH YOUR ATTEMPTS TO GET THESE MOTHER F**KING BIKES ON THIS MOTHER F**CKING PLANE (without paying the relevant fees which we are levying even though you thought that because you&#8217;d bought your tickets from Air New Zealand you would only have to follow their baggage rules)&#8221; the Calgary Air Canada employee yelled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advgb_blocks_editor_width":"","advgb_blocks_columns_visual_guide":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[29,24,1],"tags":[1228,1547,274,1544,1229],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bikes","category-canada","category-general","tag-air-canada","tag-bikes","tag-in-transit","tag-travel","tag-travel-with-bikes"],"author_meta":{"display_name":"megan","author_link":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?author=1"},"featured_img":null,"coauthors":[],"tax_additional":{"categories":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=29\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bikes<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=24\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bikes<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">canada<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">general<\/span>"]},"tags":{"linked":["<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">air canada<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bikes<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">in transit<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">travel<\/a>","<a href=\"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/?cat=1\" class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">travel with bikes<\/a>"],"unlinked":["<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">air canada<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">bikes<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">in transit<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">travel<\/span>","<span class=\"advgb-post-tax-term\">travel with bikes<\/span>"]}},"comment_count":"4","relative_dates":{"created":"Posted 18 years ago","modified":"Updated 17 years ago"},"absolute_dates":{"created":"Posted on 21.9.2008","modified":"Updated on 9.12.2008"},"absolute_dates_time":{"created":"Posted on 21.9.2008 9:03 pm","modified":"Updated on 9.12.2008 8:55 pm"},"featured_img_caption":"","series_order":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1693,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions\/1693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/evilmoose.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}